Julie wonders...

...why Megan Fox exercises zilch but looks like zilch.
...why guys like smokey eyes on girls when they look uber punched out.
...if make-up should be banned for simple fact that they make non-believers look like shit.
...if curls are going to be difficult to maintain, along with the new school term.
...why some people can be sooooo tone-deaf, and not be charged in court. Excuse the exaggeration.
...if I'll be able to survive the next 3-inch heels I'm contemplating to buy.
...how the Harry Potter movie could get so B-rated trashy.
...why the little girls shrieked when Harry kissed Ginny. You mean they're actually in love with HIM?!
...why kids can't just stick their arses on their chairs during tuition.
...if boys who don't grow up NS should be castrated.
...how some people can treat love as charity.
...if Fay is going to bring me goodies back from Japan come next week. Muahaha.
...if I should buy another pair of shorts for the trip.
...if my throat is going to survive through this week, and make it to the Welcome Tea.
...why you're paying me $18 an hour and expect me to make your monkeys ace their exams.
...why she isn't already enthusiastic about the trip.
...why some people can drive for decades and still manage enough clumsiness to de-bumper their cars.
...if 3 oranges a day will kill my throat, or kill me with a Vitamin C overdose.
...why I'm the lucky one with the sweet boyfriend and unrequitted love.