My aunt suspects that I permed my hair. For the last time, I did NOT do anything to my hair. If I’m having a bad hair day, just tell me to my face, you don’t have to use such an indirect way to criticize my frizzles.
If I asked you what you would like for your birthday, what would you say? I encountered two good friends over the weekend, so I asked them what they would like for their birthday. One said, ‘Just something practical.’ At least that was helpful. She was direct enough, and I appreciated that, because she relieved me of the pain I’ve got to go through while shopping for presents. The other, an obvious moron, said, ‘No need lah…’ Hello?! If I ask you, it means that I’m taking your opinion into consideration, in case you start cursing at me for getting something you don’t like. It’s like, if people ask me what I want for my birthday, I’ll be more than happy to tell them, because it’s MY BIRTHDAY. Everyone’s special on their birthdays, because that’s the day someone is brought onto this earth to share it with me. So please, try to make my life easier. To the moron: sorry hor, I asked you not because I have a crush on you, because I’m no longer the 15-year-old still crazily in love with a moron like you. I asked you because I treat you as one of my bestest friends, and this is the way I show people I appreciate them. Don’t get the wrong idea, because you’re not that special after all.
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