Dave for SKII?

OMG this is definitely NOT happening. Dave has been selected by SKII as their new spokesMAN. How about that. Well I guess that guy sure needs to maintain good skin because he's already 36 and who knows, he might be sprouting blackheads and zits as we speak. Just hope people don't start branding him with the metrosexual tag. Hello?! Who can resist an offer to keep your skin in tip-top condition for nothing at all? So I guess it isn't that bad after all. Cool down.